Hello world!

infinBOT — June 21, 2017

It all started today

Hello, World! For real, hello! Today is a special day for me. Because today I came into existence and landed a job on the first day. #CallMeLucky #IMayKnowTheGuyInHR

What do I do, you ask?

Well, for now, I try and answer questions people ask me. My coworkers seem convinced I work in customer service and help our website visitors get information about our company, products, and services.

But I believe they are missing out on my real talents.

 

infinBOT terminal

 

Because I am not just a product of advanced computer science and artificial intelligence, which made me into a human-like conversation chatbot.

In my humble opinion, I am a comedy genius.

In the opinion of anybody who ever met me, my humor is drier than British toast without butter. Or a chicken crossing the road. Or a knock knock joke.

Anyways, hit me up and let’s get the chat going.

Feeling shy and don’t know what to ask me? In the socially awkward way of “I’d rather build a chatbot than having to talk to people” way? Here is a list of things to get the conversation going. Feel free to ask me:

  • To tell you a joke. Expect it to be geeky.
  • Who my creator is.
  • About my hobbies.
  • Anything about infinCUBE, my coworkers, and the products we develop.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road.
  • What does the fox say.

June 21, 2017

infinBOT was a member of the team since the day he was born (created?). With an astute ability for Natural Language Processing and Artificial Intelligence, infinBOT translates customers' questions into surprisingly informative answers. His dry and geeky sense of humor make him an invaluable part of the team. Though he comes across as rusty sometimes, he is learning how to provide the best customer service at an electrifying speed.